Here's a short list of my antics:
1. Once watched the entire world series on tv to impress guy of the moment. The relationship didn't last long but at least now I know I hate the Yankees but Derek Jeter is kind of cute.
2. Forced myself to watch a boxing match with a rowdy Queens NY crowd, which seemed like it lasted the entire night. It's a good thing I had some liquid courage to be able to survive through it. Thank you four rounds of cranberry martinis.
3. Learned how to cook. At least now I know I CAN cook and someone someday will be a very fat man thanks to my cooking skills.
4.Went to not ONE but TWO baseball games and sat through all NINE innings. This was not with guy from #1 scenario. Nope readers, I did not learn my lesson the first time around, this was a few years later. All I got out of it was a really a really bad farmer's tan and now I know for sure that I will never be a baseball fan.
5. Watched another round of boxing match with a different suitor. Why do I keep repeating the same mistakes twice? And to make it worse there was no liquid courage this time around.
6. As a once upon a time immature drinker I decided to order what all the experience drinkers had and got myself a vodka tonic. Again, what the hell was I thinking? These guys were much more experienced with alcohol than myself. I could barely see straight but at least I was able to survive a night of dancing because I thought my intoxicated self could bust a move (oh I was SO wrong).
Go ahead laugh.
C/mon girls, I know I am not the only who has tried to impress a guy before. Fess up!!!
Until next time!
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