I laughed in her face and told her I don't believe in these hoaxes and not to mess with my mood....andthen somehow my curiosity got the best of me and 5 minutes later we are both looking at whose been looking at my page.
Low and behold I see that The Mexican Drug Lord has been checking my Facebook page in the last few days. I know, maybe I shouldn't be complaining because I was the one who decided to accept his friend request. But I am going to complain anyways.
I don't look at his Facebook page on a regular basis, so why is he perusing my page on the regular?
I take that back, too be more specific, I don't even allow his updates to show up on my news feed. That is how much I do not want to know what is going on with him. So it irritates me even more that he would view my profile.
Yes, I know what you are thinking, why even remain friends with him? Wouldn't it be better to just defriend him?
Yeah, it probably would. But sometimes I can be a friend hoarder on Facebook and it is hard for me to delete people off of my list. That is unless you and I are no longer together - that is cause for an IMMEDIATE DELETE if you know what I mean.
Let me go off on a tangent if I may - why do some guys insist on privatizing you after a break up. C'mon dude, you and I are no longer together and you really had to go out of your way to create a new "group" just for me so you could privatize everything so I can't see whose been writing on your wall and where you've been? Listen up smart guy - wouldn't have it been a lot easier to just defriend me? But no, the coward wouldn't even do that. He wanted to remain my "friend" and see exactly what I was up to while keeping himself on the DL to me.
(I'm talking to you Mr. I Smoke A Pack A Day!)
Well I wasn't going to tolerate any of that.
DELETE DELETE DELETE.
Anyways back to my Facebook stalker. Yes I am that complicated and it bothers me that this kid who I only met once is checking out my profile on a daily basis. I guess I should just delete him.
....Maybe tomorrow.
Low and behold I see that The Mexican Drug Lord has been checking my Facebook page in the last few days. I know, maybe I shouldn't be complaining because I was the one who decided to accept his friend request. But I am going to complain anyways.
I don't look at his Facebook page on a regular basis, so why is he perusing my page on the regular?
I take that back, too be more specific, I don't even allow his updates to show up on my news feed. That is how much I do not want to know what is going on with him. So it irritates me even more that he would view my profile.
Yes, I know what you are thinking, why even remain friends with him? Wouldn't it be better to just defriend him?
Yeah, it probably would. But sometimes I can be a friend hoarder on Facebook and it is hard for me to delete people off of my list. That is unless you and I are no longer together - that is cause for an IMMEDIATE DELETE if you know what I mean.
Let me go off on a tangent if I may - why do some guys insist on privatizing you after a break up. C'mon dude, you and I are no longer together and you really had to go out of your way to create a new "group" just for me so you could privatize everything so I can't see whose been writing on your wall and where you've been? Listen up smart guy - wouldn't have it been a lot easier to just defriend me? But no, the coward wouldn't even do that. He wanted to remain my "friend" and see exactly what I was up to while keeping himself on the DL to me.
(I'm talking to you Mr. I Smoke A Pack A Day!)
Well I wasn't going to tolerate any of that.
DELETE DELETE DELETE.
Anyways back to my Facebook stalker. Yes I am that complicated and it bothers me that this kid who I only met once is checking out my profile on a daily basis. I guess I should just delete him.
....Maybe tomorrow.
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